With a strong relationship with God through Jesus Christ, perfect family, beautiful and loving wife, and the best possible friends… My life is so close to pure bliss I had to wonder at times if I wasn’t experiencing the after life.
However, the Bears always were able to keep me grounded (pun, pun)…
I mean, a stinky-poo-poo Bears team is no fun at all. Sure, it doesn’t even put a small dent in the other great stuff… But, it certainly makes the air smell a little foul.
Now the Bears are 2-0 for the first time since 2006, you know the year they went to the Super Bowl, and the just beat the famed Dallas Cowboys…. WHAT?!? This Bears team? The Bears team that went 0-4 during the preseason and looked like they would be better off playing in a poker tournament? The Bears team that BEARly squeaked by a Lions team that has one 2 games in their last 34?
Yep. Those Bears.
So, there are now only one of three conclusions I can come to:
- The Bears are Much Better than Expected
- The Bears are Getting Lucky and are About to Start a Downward Spiral
- I Have Died and am in Heaven which is Perfect, but Nothing Like Described in Scripture
For now, I will go with #2 but another win (next week against GB on Monday night!!!) and I may have to start considering #1… Another few wins and I better start checking my Bible!
5 thoughts on “2-0 Bears? Proof I Have Died.”
HAHA! Poker tournament… are you sure about that? So much fun to see the Cowboys get beaten especially my brother’s reaction when it happens. Kudos to the other Chicago team yesterday, as well.
GO BEARS! At least when you keep winning, the admin comes out of hiding 😀
I’m happy for you that the Bears are doing well, or at least seem to be anyway – they are fun to watch, that’s for sure, so I’m happy for you. I’m leaning toward scenario #1.
And by the way, I KNOW Heaven is much better than this, great as life is right now 😉
Thanks for the compliments.
I love you.
We’ll pray that number 2 doesn’t happen. But apparently, number 1 may be the case. Clearly not the third option.
I don’t know, I’m thinking that if they go 4-0, we may need to have an end of the world party. 😉
But to give you a bit of reality, the teams they beat are now both 0-2. 😉 I’m thinking somewhere between scenario 1 and 2. They may not start the death spiral right away. I hope they stay fun to watch all season.
I can’t speculate on sports, so I’ll just say that it’s good to hear from you again, C! 🙂