I haven’t put any of the email forwards I’ve been getting on my blog lately, and this one seemed worthy. It’s a list of cute responses kids gave when asked certain questions. They’re really adorable, that is of course, if it’s really kids saying these things. Sometimes I’m skeptical of things like this; it could just be a bored adult with nothing better to do than circulate a made-up email. Most of these responses seem like something kids would say, although I’m wondering a little about the first one – would a kid really say “keep the chips and dip coming”? I don’t know if kids talk like that… but even so, the responses are cute if you imagine that kids said them, which they probably did for the most part. I do wonder why they worded one of the questions so strangely: What would you do on a first date that’s turning sour? Turning sour? Would a kid know that “turning sour” can mean something besides talking about candy? Anyway, here they are… oh yeah, and some forwarder was nice enough to add their commentary for our enjoyment.
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re
— Kristen, age 10
— Camille, age 10
— Derrick, age 8
— Lori, age 8
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)
them interested enough to go for a second date.
— Martin, age 10
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
— Craig, age 9
— Pam, age 7
– – Curt, age 7
and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
— Howard, age 8
to clean up after them.
— Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
— Ricky, age 10