Kids Write the Darndest Email Forwards

I haven’t put any of the email forwards I’ve been getting on my blog lately, and this one seemed worthy.  It’s a list of cute responses kids gave when asked certain questions.  They’re really adorable, that is of course, if it’s really kids saying these things.  Sometimes I’m skeptical of things like this; it could just be a bored adult with nothing better to do than circulate a made-up email.  Most of these responses seem like something kids would say, although I’m wondering a little about the first one – would a kid really say “keep the chips and dip coming”?  I don’t know if kids talk like that…  but even so, the responses are cute if you imagine that kids said them, which they probably did for the most part.  I do wonder why they worded one of the questions so strangely: What would you do on a first date that’s turning sour?  Turning sour?  Would a kid know that “turning sour” can mean something besides talking about candy?  Anyway, here they are…  oh yeah, and some forwarder was nice enough to add their commentary for our enjoyment.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re
stuck with.
— Kristen, age 10
 
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.
— Camille, age 10
 
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
 You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
— Derrick, age 8
 
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
 Both don’t want any more kids.
— Lori, age 8
 
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
 Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)
 On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.
— Martin, age 10
 
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
 I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
— Craig, age 9
 
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
 When they’re rich.
— Pam, age 7
 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with
that.
– – Curt, age 7
 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
— Howard, age 8
 
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
 It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
— Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
 
 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8
 And the #1 Favorite is……..
 
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
— Ricky, age 10

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