Quack Doctors


I know I promised to stop whining about my sore mouth, but it’s amazing how little focus I have for other things when I’m not eating – all I can think about is pain and food, but sometimes I think about food and pain.  The good news is that today when I woke up, the pain was loads less than yesterday.  Today marks the first day of improvement since this thing began last Tuesday.  But there is also bad news.

Even though I was feeling better, I decided to go to the doctor because this is totally and completely interfering with my daily life.  I can’t really talk, and it’s really hard to chat with, guide, or discipline my kids throughout the day without being able to talk loudly.  I can’t eat, and I can’t drink without pain, so my energy level is very low.  So the bad news?  The doctor told me it was canker sores after only looking at my tongue.  He prescribed me “Meyer’s Magic Mouthwash”, a concoction listed on a piece of paper unlike any prescription I’ve ever seen.  It looked like a cooking recipe, and my name was scribbled on top and the doctor’s on the bottom.  I should have taken a picture of it, but I was so anxious to get it filled.  The pharmacist used a word that I can’t recall at the moment, but she basically meant that they were going to have to brew it up like a potion.  It was going to take a few hours, at least.

I got through the day, made it back over to pick up the medicine where I learned that it would be $308 and insurance wouldn’t cover it of course.  Needless to say, I am not going to buy $300 mouthwash!  I’m angry that the doctor shrugged off the internet diagnosis without so much as a look or a test for hand, foot, and mouth disease.  I’m mad that he didn’t give me anything for the pain and that the medicine he did give me costs so much.  What a waste of time and money.  I had better things to do today than to sit at the doctor’s office – and who knows what else I picked up.

That reminds me, when I was at Walmart today stocking up on my favorite meal as of late, Equate shakes, I saw a lady wearing a medical mask.  I wonder if she was trying to keep something to herself or trying to keep other viruses away?  I wonder if mask-wearing will become more common as this swine flu business becomes even more serious?

5 thoughts on “Quack Doctors”

  1. I’ve heard making sure you get extra B-12 helps, never tried it though. I always started eating more yogurt and cut back on acidic foods. Maybe some of the yogurt smoothies would work. The live cultures in yogurt is supposed to cut down some of the acid in the stomach. Not sure it will work for you, but the yogurt helped me in the past.

  2. Poor Lisa. This has just been a disaster for her. It is so sad. You’ll get well soon honey! By tomorrow you’ll feel much much better!

  3. You must think me a jerk for not asking you about it this past weekend, but really, I forgot that you wrote about it- honest!

    I was in Walmart last week and I saw a little boy with a surgical mask on- is it a Walmart thing? 😮

  4. I’m glad you didn’t ask about it – I was trying to forget about it.

    And what if Walmart now has its own illness – they really are taking over the world!

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