Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii

The title of this post reflects someone’s actual given name at birth.¬† Shame on everyone who ever gave flak about my cute little Disney – it could have been worse; much, much worse!

(CNN) — A New Zealand judge has made a 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name can be changed from Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii, the country’s national news agency reported Thursday.

Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt listed a series of unusual names that New Zealand parents had given their children, and said he was concerned that such strange monikers would create hurdles for them as they grew up.

“It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap,” the New Zealand¬†Press Association quoted the judge as saying.

Among the names Murfitt cited: twins named Benson and Hedges — after a brand of cigarettes; Violence; and Number 16 Bus Shelter.

Some parents had named children after six-cylinder Ford cars, the news agency reported.

The Registrar General of Births, Deaths and Marriages said in a statement that it had rejected names including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi — a staple food in Polynesian cuisine — and Sex Fruit.

A lawyer for Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii said the girl is so embarrassed by her name that friends know her as “K.”

Last month, a judge in the U.S. state of Illinois allowed a school bus driver to legally change his first name to “In God” and his last name to “We Trust.”

But an appeals court in the state of New Mexico ruled against a man — named Variable — who wanted to change his name to a two-word phrase that contains a four-letter expletive and expresses opposition to censorship.

3 thoughts on “Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii”

  1. WOW!!! Let it be known that I NEVER gave flak for Disney. As you said, it could have been MUCH WORSE, much longer, and expletive-riddled (anyone who would do THAT to their child should not be having children.. I’ve heard stories about such babies).

  2. And I thought Kal-El was a horrible name for a (real) child… I had heard of Cocaina (druggie parents of course) and some others, but the ones you mention…

  3. Don’t worry, Jamiahsh, I wasn’t referring to anyone who reads my blog regularly, just wrote that as a kind of salute to people who have given flak…

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