You’d Hide Too If Your Name Was…


At least one of us here at tangents have made posts about the odd names celebrities and everyday people have given their children.  I say if we find more, why not post those as well.  Unless you live under a rock, you know of the quartet of Frank Zappa’s offspring (Diva, Ahmet, Moon Unit, and Dweezil).  Those actually seem tame to some of these other monikers… of course, I think the novelty of those names has since worn off..  How about these:

  • Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson.  He must have high hopes for this one.  Or maybe the entire family has a thing for royalty.)
  • Moxie Crimefighter (daughter of Penn Jilette.  I wonder if his name was bestowed upon him or he chose that as his stage name.)
  • Pilot Inspektor (son of Jason Lee.  Perhaps foreshadowing a future position.)
  • Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Pixie (daughters of musician Bob Geldof.)
  • Tu Morrow (Rob Morrow’s little beauty.  I see a young girl with huge, curly, red hair belting out the famous song from Annie.)
  • God (Ok… rapper Lil’Mo REALLY has high aspirations for this one.)
  • Messiah Yamajesty (yet another rapper Clifford T.I. Harris shooting for the stars).

Very unusual names that make Nicholas Cage’s choice of Kal-el for his son seem tame.

4 thoughts on “You’d Hide Too If Your Name Was…”

  1. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG with that name 😀 . Now if you had named one of the Goofy, well, then, I might be worried.

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